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ever clicked a login button and stared at a boring spinner? yeah, we hate that too.
so we built a loading screen so chaotic, so extra, it turns the wait into a full-blown cinematic experience.
as soon as you “log in” (which does nothing by the way), chaos unfolds:
subway surfers-style reels spawn and refuse to go away
every time you hit “X”, it just laughs and opens another one
the iconic "VINE GONG" sound effect plays every time, for maximum drama
meme images pop up like digital confetti
and the AI? yeah it’s just roasting you with gen z sarcasm while you wait
all while a progress bar pretends to know what it’s doing
after 20 glorious seconds of madness, you finally reach… the main page.
which does nothing. and that’s the point.
so we built a loading screen so chaotic, so extra, it turns the wait into a full-blown cinematic experience.
as soon as you “log in” (which does nothing by the way), chaos unfolds:
subway surfers-style reels spawn and refuse to go away
every time you hit “X”, it just laughs and opens another one
the iconic "VINE GONG" sound effect plays every time, for maximum drama
meme images pop up like digital confetti
and the AI? yeah it’s just roasting you with gen z sarcasm while you wait
all while a progress bar pretends to know what it’s doing
after 20 glorious seconds of madness, you finally reach… the main page.
which does nothing. and that’s the point.
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